It's 3AM, I can't be the only one awake.


These are my boys manning the polls today. I think they were influential. It was subtle, but effective. “With great power there must also come great responsibility.” Let’s make this world great for our aspiring superheroes.

The toddler tantrum can come at any moment.  Your day (or night) can go from Happy Happy Joy Joy to Holy F***ing Sh** Balls in less than 2 seconds.  And that is exactly how it went down in my house last night. It was just a simple bath.  2 toddlers, 1 bath, 7pm.  This is […]

The 3-Year Itch

As performed in EXPRESSING MOTHERHOOD Fall 2012 at The Banshee Theater in Burbank, CA ________________________________________________________ (Shannon enters a swanky hotel room dressed for a night out and in heels that she has obviously not worn for a long time. Her overnight bag looks very much like a Diaper Bag.  There is a male prostitute on […]

For the past two weekends I have been lucky to be a part of the Expressing Motherhood Fall cast.  It was a great show filled with amazing women, laughter, tears and wine!  But my favorite part of the entire experience was my conversation with Ellie Kemper.  If you do not know Ellie Kemper, you should.  […]