Today I went back to work for the first time in two years! I have a lot to say about it but I will start with this: Eating puffs and playing “build the lego tower, knock it down” is UNDERRATED. Oh and one more thing: pumping while driving to work is FOR THE BIRDS!!! Much […]
Ruching; my new best friend!
Honey I love you but…I did not take the kids to the indoor playground in the torrential downpour on the heaviest day of my period so that YOU could take a nap! Are you kidding me?
Listen, all kids get sick! No big deal really. But if you KNOW your kid is sick please don’t pretend that this is the FIRST time he has coughed all day and that the yellow, green gook pouring from his nose is a total shocker for you! We all know that you’ve been cooped up […]
The first bite is the hardest! 1st tooth + breastfeeding = Owwwwie!